What Did I Just Say

We all know kids say the funniest things. I could make a post everyday on things my kids say. I knew before having kids that this would be one of the cute things I could enjoy. What I didn't know before having kids was some of the things I would say out loud! Had someone told me the things I would say, I wouldn't have believed them. As a parent it's everyday life. But if you were hanging around I'm sure you'd get a laugh at it. Here is a few things I've said aloud in the last week.

1.Use your words- I heard this by other parents before I had kids didn't get it. Soooo get it now. I say it to often.
2.Please don't put makeup on your brother or the dog.
3.No you can't marry your aunt-My 5yr old was talking about marriage and asking questions about it. I told him when he gets way older he will marry someone that he loves. He has a favorite aunt. Told him it's a different kind of love.
4.Please don't put underwear on your head.
5.I'm sorry you can't grow peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches - We have planted a few flowers and my kids were asking what else they could grow. My 5yr old and 4yr old insist on planting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so it can grow.
6.Farting on people is not funny.
7.Get the Lego's out of the speakers.
8.No you can not dip your chicken in chocolate.
9.If you keep putting things in your nose, its going to get stuck.

Now that your done laughing at me. What are some funny things you've said lately?