We all know kids say the funniest things. I could make a post everyday on things my kids say. I knew before having kids that this would be one of the cute things I could enjoy. What I didn't know before having kids was some of the things I would say out loud! Had someone told me the things I would say, I wouldn't have believed them. As a parent it's everyday life. But if you were hanging around I'm sure you'd get a laugh at it. Here is a few things I've said aloud in the last week.
1.Use your words- I heard this by other parents before I had kids didn't get it. Soooo get it now. I say it to often.
2.Please don't put makeup on your brother or the dog.
3.No you can't marry your aunt-My 5yr old was talking about marriage and asking questions about it. I told him when he gets way older he will marry someone that he loves. He has a favorite aunt. Told him it's a different kind of love.
4.Please don't put underwear on your head.
5.I'm sorry you can't grow peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches - We have planted a few flowers and my kids were asking what else they could grow. My 5yr old and 4yr old insist on planting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so it can grow.
6.Farting on people is not funny.
7.Get the Lego's out of the speakers.
8.No you can not dip your chicken in chocolate.
9.If you keep putting things in your nose, its going to get stuck.
Now that your done laughing at me. What are some funny things you've said lately?
Seven things about me in no particular order........
1. I am a very passive person, unless its about my kids. Then a big mama bear comes out!!!
2. I'm a jeans and t-shirt type gal. No dresses or skirts for me.
3. I know its strange given number 2, but I love playing with makeup and nail polish.
4. I love to do crafts with the kiddies. Bring on the big glittery messes!
5. I also enjoy reading. I'm a nerd I know.
6. Some of my favorite TV shows..... Greys, Private Practice,Dexter,Weeds,Teen Mom,CSI, reruns of Friends
7. My little man just moved from the crib to the big boy bed. So proud of him. A little sad since its my last baby.
I think every one I know has received this award at least once. So I wont keep passing it to the same people. If I find someone that hasn't gotten it Ill pass it along and update the blog.
The Eyes Have It is having a giveaway. Wahoo! I love giveaways! To check out all the details click here. Here is my entry for the giveaway..............
Red and orange tulips! Love these spring flowers. Bold and beautiful.
These are what I based my look on.
Products used: Two faced insurance primer,NYX jumbo milk pencil as base, an orange of a company I do not want to promote, My Pretty Zombie's Exsanguinate, NYX black eyeliner, and store brand black mascara.
My face has been breaking out really bad! I'm freaking 29 years old. Why is my face acting like a teen? I decided to google face scrubs made from stuff in your pantry. Ive tried so many different kinds of face washes. I really don't think there is a need to waste more money on any more. I came across this!!!!!!!
I love me some Kandee!!!! I have done this once so far. It was very easy. It was not very messy at all. My skin does feel smoother already. I am going to keep doing this every few days. I will let you know what I think of it after I try it a few more times.
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I'm a mom of three really close together. I have a six year old boy, five year old girl, and a three year old boy. I also have a little weiner dog and a 75 gallon aquarium. My husband and I work opposite shifts to make ends meet. I love to spend time with my family, read, write, bake goodies, and try new things. My days are long and crazy but I wouldnt have it any other way. If you would like to contact me for reviews/giveaways please email me at email@example.com